My midlife crisis shows up and I waste it on appliances.

This is my life in a nutshell: wasted opportunities. I woke up this morning, started making my coffee (hard work, mostly consisting of turning on the coffee pot thingy), and... started admiring the mixer my wife and I bought last night.

My midlife crisis shows up and I'm wasting it on appliances. New washer, new drier, new mixer... next I figure I'm going to want to paint upstairs or fix up a quilt or clean out the gutters or something. I figured when I hit my midlife crisis, I wouldn't waste it on a trophy wife (my wife's already a trophy if you ask me, and yes, I believe that) but I'd end up with new guitars or a killer stereo (with the 8-track!) or a new computer or something.

You should ask me about my appliances, though. They're like kids, I can tell you all kinds of stuff about 'em.

tags: midlife crisis  appliances