If only I was in eighth grade, I'd be a math wiz.

My wife comments: "... as long as it didn't involve Mastermind," a game at which she regularly trounces me. I don't get it. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and... well, she's GREAT at Mastermind, and I suck at it. The contrast is not flattering. She wins this round... but just you wait....!