Five Things You Might Not Have Known About The Me-Ness

Five things you probably didn't know about me because you didn't realise how much you didn't care but you probably do know how much you didn't care now:

1. NOBODY has ever seen Superman and me in the same room at the same time. I'm not sayin', now, but....
2. I'm a fascinating person... so interesting that I've been asked by a whole metric ton (that's 2, +6, 8 imperial tons) of the voices in my head to do one of these five things things.
3. I think Orpah Winfrey (I refuse to use the mis-spelled "Oprah") is an abomination. She says she's "everywoman." I know a lot of women, but none of them are billionaires... which means Orpah is, like, a little wrong.
4. I've always wanted to be named "Stu Hempstead." If I ever change my name, it'll be to Stuart Livingstone Hempstead. Really.
5. I want a car I can drive in a swamp. Maybe through a tree. A white Skyhawk (or, according to WikiPedia, a Monza -- and according to Citizendium, it doesn't exist yet), perhaps. Oh, wait...

So! Who do I tag? I tag Franklin, Arthur, Bronzar, Dora, and Ernie.

Oh yeah, wait... I converted my tons wrong. Let's see. Going from imperial to metric is 2x+6, so going backwards is (x-6)/2, so ... it's supposed to be -2.5 imperial tons. Take THAT!