Family 2.0!

I thought I'd explain the length of time since I've last blogged to a wondrous thing: Family 2.0! Yes, that's right: a new edition of my family! Congratulations are welcomed, esp. in the form of, well, money.

So without further ado, I'd like to introduce you to... well.. actually, I don't know. My sons are somewhere in the range of "Family 2,000,000,000.0", with me being somewhere in the order of "Family 1,999,999,999.1," but I felt so jealous seeing everyone talk about "Family 2.0" that I needed to do something. Somewhere back there in the mists of time, I'm sure there was a "second generation" from which I derive genes, so the announcement's a little late, but hey - better late than never!

In the interests of brevity and sanity, I'll pass on announcing the other versions.